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ask whatever you want i dont curr. if youre christoph, ask me my #   Submit aka gimme!    Christoph Waltz is my little dill pickle sandwich of love. My blog is mostly Christoph, plus films, plus directors, plus random shit. Sexiest man alive is Christoph no contest ok bye.

magicalbra:

haha and there’s me thinking jellybutt was a popular term

magicalbra:

haha and there’s me thinking jellybutt was a popular term

— 27 minutes ago with 1 note
#dying 
Sister:That guy who works at the pool looks just like Christoph Waltz.
Me:What? Ew, he is nothing like----
**Christoph's Doppelgänger walks on by, smiles, speaks with a faint accent**
Me:Holy crap.
**Later**
Sister:Are you listening to what I'm saying?
Me:What, yeah, sure, of course...
Sister:You're still looking around for your pool boy aren't you?
Me:He's not a pool boy, he's a pool man.
Sister:He's a pool senior citizen.
— 57 minutes ago with 12 notes
#im a merMAN! zoolander  #XDXDXD 

brainstark:

Cannes, MAY 23: Mélanie Laurent and Christoph Walltz speak on stage at the amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS

(via christop-fucking-me-waltz)

— 7 hours ago with 321 notes
#adorable toge th ter  #me am i jelly?  #oui bien sur  #jealous like a hurricane