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Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there’s the shock of it—BAM! Right in the face! I’m just standin’ there drenched in panic and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know man, they can smell it. Sure as that fuckin’ dog can. They can smell it on me.

(Source: thatcerealkiller, via tarantinoforever)

— 23 minutes ago with 296 notes
#i love how he delivers this monologue  #reservoir dogs  #tim roth  #bb 

MartinFreeman with a Minnesota accent….man I NEED to watch Fargo

— 27 minutes ago with 1 note
#......the show 

I probably wont be invited to my “sisters” graduation coming up. I don’t even care I just don’t want our stupid family to think this is just another time anti-social me is opting out of a family event which is what THEY WILL THINK if I’m not there but im not gonna get invited so wtf do I do? I know my mother wont tell anyone the truth if im not invited by my “sister”. Its all gonna be oh she’s such a selfish rude person for not going to her own sisters graduation blah blah blah. I cant wait for this fucking year to be over.

— 14 hours ago with 5 notes
#fuck  #im so sick of everything 

letsdanceawaythisstarrynight:

Christoph Waltz (2008) Tatort-Liebeswirren   O.O <3

(via malibu-linda)

— 1 day ago with 58 notes
#i am tingly  #and my body is ready 
malibu-linda:

oberst-landa:

ooc: Since Shomangaka got me on an SNL kick, here’s my favorite skit Stoph did. He’s so precious. Also his crotch that cannot be tamed. 

His crush was so lucky and didn’t appreciate it!

I know right? All he wanted was to take her to the woods and sleep beside her for a hundred years and eat dish of milk and banana and &#8220;screw with&#8221; her and he had a peanut for her and everything. Smh so ungrateful!

malibu-linda:

oberst-landa:

ooc: Since Shomangaka got me on an SNL kick, here’s my favorite skit Stoph did. He’s so precious. Also his crotch that cannot be tamed. 

His crush was so lucky and didn’t appreciate it!

I know right? All he wanted was to take her to the woods and sleep beside her for a hundred years and eat dish of milk and banana and “screw with” her and he had a peanut for her and everything. Smh so ungrateful!

(via monstergirlwaltz)

— 1 day ago with 80 notes
#Dmitri is a Greek Prince  #I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes  #XDXDXDXDXD  #snl  #ChriSTOPh Waltz